G20 Protesters in Toronto (14 pics)
GOOOOAAAAAAL!: Soccer Goal Urinal Game
With World Cup fever in full swing what better way to celebrate than jamming a vuvuzela up somebody's ass playing a little bathroom soccer? Enter the Klokicker, the urine-based sport that's sure to have you staring at another man's wiener.
Football mania while urinating !
It will make men's hearts leap and make
the women's league give a loud groan.
"klokicker - the footaball-urinal-sieve" ...
... is a green plastic inset for a urinal,
with a football goal installed on top.A football dangles in front of the goal.
The accuracy the male guests are capable of is now on the line and they have to "KICK" the ball into the goal.Bull's eye! And the ball changes colorur.
A lot of fun for top goal scorers!
Did anybody else try reading that like a poem? Because it wasn't a very good one. Also, what good is urinal soccer if I only pee sitting down? Still, it might be fun for you PROVIDED YOU CAN STOP PISSING ON YOUR SHOES LONG ENOUGH TO SCORE A GOAL. Here -- let me aim.
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Klokicker: The Soccer Urinal Sieve [walyou]
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I pee'd in one of these at East Side Marios!!
Safety Blanket: Pac-Man Inventor Still Carries Around His Original Sketches Of The Game
This is Tōru Iwatani. He invented Pac-Man 30 years ago and still carries around his original "top secret" sketches of the game in a notebook. Me? I invented cool 28 years ago and still push my balls around in a wheelbarrow.
Iwatani was a speaker at the recent Festival of Games. To the surprise of the conference's host, Iwatani was carrying the original Pac-Man sketches with him.
See that 秘? It means these documents are secret
Secret schmecret, the game's been out forever. This isn't 1979 you know. Or is it? No, it's not. If this were 1979 we wouldn't be having this orgy on the internet, we'd be doing it at your parents' house with a bunch of blow (I think I kissed your dad).
Hit the jump for two more shots of the documents the government doesn't want you to see.
"Secret" Pac-Man Drawings [kotaku]
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Google's Playable Pac-Man Game Last Friday Destroyed Work Productivity, Cost $120M
Remember last Friday when Google featured a playable Pac-Man demo on its homepage to celebrate the game's 30th anniversary? Turns out that shit seriously put the hurt on work productivity. Suck it, the man!
The average person spends about 4.5 active minutes on Google.com each day, spread out over 22 page views. That is about 11 seconds of attention on each Google search, wrote Rescue Time founder Tony Wright.
When Google released the playable Pac-Mac doodle on Friday in honor of the video game's 30th anniversary, average time spent on Google.com jumped by 36 seconds.
Rescue Time used Wolfram Alpha data for Google traffic on Sunday, which reached 504 million unique views. Assuming that the userbase is representative, Rescue Time concluded that Google's Pac-Mac consumed 4.8 million hours of users' time beyond the 33.6 million daily man hours of attention that Google Search gets every day.
Assuming each Google user had a cost of $25 per hour, that means a loss of $120 million.
*sniff* I'm just so proud of you guys. And I'd like to think that, in some small way, Geekologie also drives down work productivity. And up dino-boners. Admit it -- I'm gettin' to ya!
Report: Google Pac-Man Zapped 4.8M Hours Of Productivity [pcmag]
Thanks to Michael-C, who played for 8-hours straight and still found time to pour a 5-lb bag of sugar in the man's gas tank.
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Andrew Fontes
Tech Enthusiast
Vancouver, BC
